Monday, 9 March 2009

Cooling off with Jake

Fearing a connection between the recently adored photographs of the beautifully lit Prince "my friends call me Jake" Dastan, and the current outbreak of flu and fever which has beset several WDW readers over the last 48 hours, I thought it best that we try and wash some of that sand off and take a cool dip. I feel that I must also protest to Jake Gyllenhaal because, no sooner had I adorned by laptop desktop with Jake's scantily clad abs and chest, it expired on the spot, leaving me with severe computer issues. Next time Jake strips off for the cameras, I want a warning notice stickered to his forehead.

So now, it's time to rehydrate...


Rinse off the troubles of the day...



And dive in.




You can combine lowering your temperature with some light sporting activity.



But there's no need to go too far.


Includes pictures from IHJ. This post is dedicated to my late, lamented and much Jake-filled laptop.
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21 comments:

  1. Anna9 March 2009 at 20:05

    Jake on the beach was supposed to help me cool off?

    Must be something wrong with me...

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  2. Wet Dark and Wild9 March 2009 at 20:08

    Damn... it didn't work... I'll try harder next time :DD Did the shower pics help at all? Hi Anna *)

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  3. sheba9 March 2009 at 20:42

    Well, temperature's gone down but several images refuse to be removed from my mind which is still making me dilerious... those two and the 'OMGoshiveseenthisa1000timesbutnotlikethat
    blueshortspic'.

    But... I do thank you most humbly, WDW for, from now on, issuing a warning before forcing us to look at His Royal Gorgeousness.

    It just had to be wet Jake, huh? :DDD

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  4. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 20:49

    Oh, I see...WDW wants to get rid of us. I can feel her evil look from across the planet!

    Am I dead yet?

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  5. Anna9 March 2009 at 20:50

    Shower pics didn't help at all. Must have been a really hot shower...

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  6. Wet Dark and Wild9 March 2009 at 22:11

    I've been distracted by giving my deceased laptop dirty looks...

    Hey Sheba! I fear that as dawn follows dusk, wet Jake must follow hot sandy Jake - it's the only way to cope :D

    Monica O! But my aim was to help - I suggest you look at the showering pics again.

    Well, there is a lot of steam, Anna...

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  7. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 22:35

    Good evening! I just commented on the wrong post, but it wasn't important anyway...it must indeed be dehydration from drool.

    I slurp at edges of the waters of cool.

    (unfortunately that does sum me up pretty well, sigh.)

    My word is matem. Yes ma'am, with Jake, that I can do.

    *feeling more cheerful*

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  8. Wet Dark and Wild9 March 2009 at 22:37

    Hi TDigs! Thanks for your other comment :D That drooling can cause terrible dehydration. Ooh excellent word!

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  9. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 23:17

    Good evening!
    Yes, it's a very good solution! Hot and wet Jake is a cause of fever. Oh, I mean of course hot wet Jake as a remedy of fever ;) I mean, I don't know, I have a fever :D I can't focus.

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  10. twistedlogic9 March 2009 at 23:19

    3 chest hair posts in a row - you're spoiling us, WDW :D Not to say that I'm not interested in the serious jewellery stuff, I've only had a quick skim read but I will read it in depth when I've finished staring at the pics (some time around 2012 then ;)

    It's good to see that Disney listened to our demands (er...I mean,totally selfless and well-meaning advice) and didn't make hm wax :D

    PS: The word thingy today is "vermin" - how rude!

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  11. Wet Dark and Wild9 March 2009 at 23:54

    Good evening Agnes! OMG that's so funny :D I do apologise on behalf of Jake...

    Hey TL! So good to see you *) Glad to hear that the jewellery will get a look in after a good three years or so of looking at the chest hair. You're right - I'm so glad Disney took our advice on this - it gives me hope that Brothers will include the famous shirtless shaving scene that we scripted all those months ago :D That's a bad word - I do apologise for that :)

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  12. Wet Dark and Wild10 March 2009 at 08:53

    Morning everyone! Another lovely day :D

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  13. Sara Andrea Vera10 March 2009 at 12:52

    "I feel that I must also protest to Jake Gyllenhaal because, no sooner had I adorned by laptop desktop with Jake's scantily clad abs and chest, it expired on the spot, leaving me with severe computer issues."

    You see? Even your laptop had a heart attack due those HOT pictures. Jake's handsomeness is a serious health risk. I think they will have to release PoP with a warning "This movies is not recommended for people with heart conditions and respiratory problems"

    I wish I could cool off with Jake, especially because we are melting here. Although I'm afraid I would feel ugly and fat next to him. THAT BODY IS BREATHTAKING!!!!

    Hugs to everybody!!!

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  14. Wet Dark and Wild10 March 2009 at 13:57

    Hi Sara! They really will - people will be dropping like flies, especially people who have little experience of Jake's hotness. Ooh, you're lucky to have some heat :) You need Jake to cool off and I need him to warm up. I'm now truly skint as just bought a new laptop due to Jake making my last one combust.

    Hope everyone's having a good day!

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  15. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 15:16

    Good morning, WDW.
    I hope everyone is having a wonderful Jake day.

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  16. Carol10 March 2009 at 15:36

    Hi WDW and everyone. Just a quick visit as I am on a borrowed laptop. Both myself and my laptop have been sick for most of the last week. I'm only starting to feel better now and as for my laptop ..... I would say the diagnosis is terminal:(

    I missed out on all the POP excitement of the last few days. Only catching up now. Hopefully they'll b a lot more pics and clips released over the next year.

    Have a great day.

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  17. Xenia10 March 2009 at 16:01

    Hello WDW and everyone. :)

    Rehydrate is great because my jaw has dropped and my mouth stayed open for so long I have neither a drop of saliva left because of such a magnificent sight of muscles and pale skin and hipbones and tresure trail in wonderful display but rehydrate looking at Jake showering and surfing is not a good idea I'm afraid because of the forementioned reactions at Jake's presence in all his naked glory. :)

    But then again, what a glorious sight...

    Have a good day.:)

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  18. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 17:33

    I think you may have inadvertently discovered something very important. Think about it. Or, to quote one of my favorite Zodiac scenes, "Do the math..."

    When, exactly, did Jake visit the North Pole??? When exactly the all the ice shelfs start falling into the sea and the rate of melting accelerate??? Hmmm? Do the math...

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  19. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 18:03

    This is not working...I really have a problem with that first picture of Jake rehydrating in Jarhead because you see, it reminds me of that other scene where he is forced to drink water and he's only wearing santa hats. Remember the santa hats? Not helping me cool down at all!

    But I really like the fourth one in the pool, Jake makes me think of a wet puppy. So cute!

    Oh and sorry about your laptop. Did you try to rehydrate it? :D

    Olympia

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  20. sheba10 March 2009 at 19:00

    "When, exactly, did Jake visit the North Pole??? When exactly the all the ice shelfs start falling into the sea and the rate of melting accelerate??? Hmmm? Do the math..."

    ..you mean... no.... that can't be..... Jake is solely responsible for global warming??!... and I thought he was an environmentalist. Yes, it all makes sense now. ... And he's recruiting us to spread the hotness news all around the web. Ah well, who wants to live forever anyway ;D

    Trying to rehydrate and maintain a concious state of alertness... and failing. Also some feelings of guilt of objectifying someone whose talent far outweighs his hotness.... Oh Jeez, ignore me, I think the fever's taking hold again.


    My word is prose, I wish I used some.

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  21. Wet Dark and Wild10 March 2009 at 19:29

    Hi there everyone! Thanks so much for the great comments!! I just got back from a) sitting in traffic for an hour and b) buying a 'monster' laptop that I'm too scared to turn on. I'm hoping it's Jake resilient - it'll need to be!

    Hi Monica O :DD

    Oh blimey, Carol, you're suffering from the technical problems too. I don't know what's going on. Why don't things just work? I'm sorry you've been poorly - there's so much about. I'm hoping for a lot more too. Look after yourself.

    Chuckle, Xenia! I'm sorry to hear my post didn't help at all, but it made it worse! I admit that Jake being somewhat clotheless doesn't help much!

    Hey Reser... Patel! You are so right! I'd not joined the dots before but clearly there is a connection between Jake in the North Pole and global warming - bloody hell. That's serious hotness. A study should be made. Thanks for that!

    Hi Olympia! Jake reminds you of wet puppies? Is that an antidote to Jake's santa hat moves? Thanks for the commiserations for my technical grief :)

    I know, Sheba, do we do wrong by lauding Jake's hotness when he is after all supremely gifted with what matters more, talent? I don't think we do wrong - just a lot more to celebrate and smooch for. I hope you're feeling better :)

    I will endeavour to do a post tonight but I am having some technical issues - would love to be entertained while I combat them :D

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