A gratuitous post this evening, inspired by having been caught not once, but twice today in unseasonably atrocious weather. I was unprepared, but Jake Gyllenhaal has demonstrated time after time that he knows just what to wear for the right occasion, with one or two notable exceptions...
Wet Jake
While most of us dislike wet weather for obvious reasons, one rarely hears complaints about wet Jake. As a result, when Jake is wet, he is usually shown to be enjoying it, knowing, as he must, how we appreciate it.
Wintry Jake
Jake has said that he loves snow, although as an inhabitant of Los Angeles he presumably has to travel to find it, but, now and again, film makers and photographers oblige and stick Jake in fake snow. In such situations, 700 denier North Face jackets are not essential. However, if you're going to the North Pole, you have to be prepared and you may have to go through survival training, as demonstrated below.
Cold Jake
Jake often looks cold when he leaves Los Angeles - especially when he visits New York City or London. Jake particularly looks cold whenever he visits London, even when it's not at all cold, it's as if he's trying to fit in. Jake has demonstrated time after time that he knows how to wear layers, one of which is often a well-loved cardigan.
Coldish weather has the added bonus of bringing out my favourite item in Jake's wardrobe - the blue toggle jumper, as modelled here.
To hear Jake talk about a remarkably itchy jumpy, please enjoy this video
Hot Jake
We all look forward to the summer, not least because Jake can shed the layers and do what he does best - look hot.
Includes pictures from IHJ and Photolicious.
TL - I did promise you some barechested Jake so these are for you xx :D
ReplyDeleteDo we have to choose? :P
ReplyDeleteThanks for the gorgeous different season Jake pics. I'd have the Hot Jake and Wet Jake, please. No need to wrap.
I love love love that grey scarf (I think it's cashmere) he wore many times. He looks very old school stylish in it. And cozy :P
I think he looks quite Russian emigre in the cashmere scarf - (everybody who loves Jake in cashmere honk yr horn!) and in the hilarious wintery TDAT pic like Mother Courage. :D
ReplyDeleteClever post, WDW! Thanks!
The itchy face!!!!
ReplyDeleteHis sincerity and soft kind voice kill me every time.
Hi Winterbird! No, you can have a Jake for each of the seasons and for all elements - there's plenty of Jake to go round :D I love that grey scarf too!
ReplyDeleteHey Pia :D I'm honking my horn - Jake in cashmere looks great! That wintry TDAT pic is ridiculous -Jake is far too wrapped...
I need a hot toddy :D
Hi Anna - I love it when Jake says that's his itchy face :D
Ah ambassador, you are spoiling me with your two pictures of Austin Nichols, and Jake with the wheelie bag I love, and bare in Rendition.
ReplyDeleteSmoochies to you, my friend *
Hang on, there were some words as well ...
ReplyDeleteHey Nouskie - smooches back *) Yeah, there were words! And I know you like the London cashmere scarf too :D That was such a fun day.
ReplyDeleteYeah, and so warm :D :D
ReplyDeleteI didn't get beyond the words 'hot' 'wet' and 'Jake'
ReplyDeleteThey just go so well together. :D
Hi Ruby Rubes L:D They do indeed - made to go together.
ReplyDeleteI was just playing PoP, managed to get past the bit I got stuck at - got the dagger and then found out that my controller is too old and knackered and the dagger button won't work :( I hope Jake's better at this than me or it'll be a very short film...
Jake having a smoke is kind of sexy
ReplyDeleteIt is, anon, naughty but sexy :D I can say that as this is my frivolous Wet Wednesday post :D
ReplyDeleteBrilliant post, WDW! And love the chest hair pics, thank you xx They were worth the wait ;)
ReplyDeleteNot that I'm knocking Wet Jake, of course. I think TV weather reports should get rid of all the poncy graphics and just show pics of Jake in various states of undress to let us know what the weather's going to be.
Hey TL :D So glad you like your chest hair pics! And that is a fantastic idea of using Jake instead of a weather chart - the mind boggles why channels don't do that already.
ReplyDeleteMorning everyone! And it's actually stopped raining... Jake can put down his brolly. Have a good day everybody :D
ReplyDeleteMmmm...Jake wet dark and wild. Fantasticly swoonworthy. He looks amazing in clothes but even better shirtless/nekkid. ;p Great pics WDW!
ReplyDeletePia, I honk my horn (hehe) because I too love Jake in that beautiful cashmere scarf.
And I agree Jake having a smoke is sexy - naughty and sexy.
Glad it stopped raining in the UK.
Have a great day everyone!
Morning Get Real! Glad you stated your day with a swoon - Jake's so good at that :D As far as clothes go, Jake's motto should be 'Less is more', except with the blue toggle jumper as I love that one...
ReplyDeleteIt's a gorgeous day here now! Jake definitely wouldn't need the shirt today :D
Hope everyone's having a lovely day :)
Jake/Sam does not seem to be enjoying himself in those TDAT pictures. Especially in the one where he's almost drowning at the pay phone. That's why I'm so glad Emmy hugged him to get him warm in the next scene. :-)
ReplyDeleteJake in a cardigan with plaid pants would be very comfortable on a chilly Autumn day.
Hi Paul :D Admittedly, when Sam thought he was drowning in TDAT he didn't look that happy - or when he was about to freeze to death - but Jake looked so good in those wet scenes because he knew we would appreciate it :) I'm passing over the 'plaid pants' thing! ;D
ReplyDeleteI love Jake by and in water, though not when he's drowning by the pay phone. Sparkling bay at Cannes, surfing, swimming like a labrador with nose above the water in a lake - would like lil gifs with rippling water. (need a trip to the ocean)
ReplyDeletePaul you're just playin' with us with your suggestion of plaid pants - surely?
G'Thursday, everypeeps!
Hi Pia :) Jake and water is a wonderful combination, and reminds me of how blue Jake's eyes are...
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