I cannot be the only one who has noticed - and lamented - the absence of pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal over the last week. No Peet's coffee on the go, no jogging, no cycling, no popping down the shops to buy DIY tools, a new pair of jeans or the latest Bond movie on DVD. And why is this?

Is it because Jake is resting after his Europe on a (Big) Budget tour last week? Is it because he's been blowing up balloons for a party? Is it because he's been lent the entire DVD collection of the classic TV series Upstairs Downstairs and he only has 10 days to see all 200+ hours? No! It's all because we made Jake so self-conscious about his 'hat thing' that he now can't step outside the house for fear that we will give him yet more sartorial advice. After all, this is a man who loves his hats so much he wears one while he carries another...

But no more! If it gets Jake out and about again, then it is time that we gave The Hat the love and attention it deserves. We must celebrate The Hat in all its forms and colours. We must mount a campaign, to run in tandem with our anti-hat campaign, to bring the hat back, along with the head that wears it.

And, as for the other matter, the socks and sandals... Who cares? Jake can wear socks with whatever he likes, he can wear sandals with whatever he likes - he can wear matching hat, socks, sandals and scarf, or he can have stylishly conflicting hat, socks, sandals and scarf. Crocs even - crocs with socks (or should that be crox 'n' sox?). I wouldn't want to go as far as to say that the brown plaid shirt with bird motif is acceptable, but, truly, everything else is a winner.

Spandex is good...

Includes pictures from
IHJ.