While researching this weekend's post on Jake's expressive t-shirts, I realised - and I admit that I'm slow - that photographers have had certain favourite ways in which to present Jake Gyllenhaal to his admiring public. To throw water at him is one choice, and we have enjoyed that here, but another is to stick him on a bed, even when he doesn't look the least bit sleepy...
Unfortunately - and I'm not counting film shots here, only photographic shoots - they make Jake keep his clothes on. This is clearly impractical, hazardous to the cleanliness of the white cotton/bamboo sheets and detrimental to our full appreciation of these poses. No pajamas or bedsocks in sight. Nevertheless, even when Jake is put on a bed fully booted one can enjoy his lack of sleepiness.
Sometimes, there is no bed about and, in these situations, the photographer will make do with whatever is to hand - be it a car, a hammock or a thing.
There are other times when there is a bed about but Jake prefers a nice piece of carpet.
I do feel, however, that it is unreasonable to expect Jake to look comfy while lying in the middle of the road. Neverthless, Jake makes lying in the middle of the road look hot - just so long as there's a man a few feet on holding up a sign that says 'Stop!'
Sometimes, Jake gets guests.
And finally
With thanks to IHJ for some new old pictures of Jake today, here is Jake looking not a little starstruck when he had an encounter with Magic Johnson outside an LA restaurant back in 2006. Know just how he feels (just multiply it 1000 times...).
Includes photos from IHJ.
21 comments:
Photographers can put their subjects in some strange poses. I want to tell him to take his big boots off if he's going to sprawl on the bed like that. :D
I think I like the hammock one. :)
Hey Rubes - you have a new you! Looking good :D Very nice.
Maybe Jake could leave the boots on and just take everything else off? I could live with that...
Yes, a new me! Glad you like the avatar. She's called "Sad Red Girl'. Awww.
Make that Sexy Sad Red Girl - love it :D
"Maybe Jake could leave the boots on and just take everything else off?"
Couldn't agree with you more, WDW:) Jack Twist by the river comes to mind. But, seriously, what's wrong with the photographers? You put Jake into bed- you undress him. If he wants to sprawl on the aforementioned bed-let the boy do whatever he wants. How hard is it to understand? Who can I write to? Maybe a petition?
I love these new old photos. I love his shirt and I love the way a cute guy next to the car is looking at him;)
What happened to cute red girl, Rubes? :D
Love the bed pics WDW *
Hey Zodiac :D Love the way you're thinking... It's like the photographers start off with the right idea and then get cold feet. Not good enough :D I like a man that sprawls...
I noticed the cute guy too :D Hard to resist Jake at the bet of times, but he looks extra lovely in that shirt and with that expression :)
Hey Nouskie *) Ruby's gone all sultry and sexy - kind of looks like she's eyeing up the Prince of Persia to me... I like the bed pics too :D
Anouska, she grew up! Then got hair extensions.
Her plans for the Prince are her own business, but I recommend you stay out of her way.
I'm not messing with grown up, hair-extensioned Ruby, but if anyone's getting in a hammock with the Prince, it's not Red :D
Bed, pillows and Jake.... mmmm.... lethal combination *g*
You know that pic inside the car with the "come hither" look on his face... that's one of the all-time Jake is Sex pic :P
Thank you for the treat - now I don't need to heat up my creme brulee...
Hi Winterbird! Good to see you :D Don't talk to me about Jake and pillows... that's too much for one sentence. That picture in the car is my desktop at the moment and is definitely in my top 5. Amazing. And I love the combo of Jake and cars.
Creme brulee?! Can we have some?
Lovely, WDW. he is so hot. The one with Jake in the car. Well Heath was in that same car having pics taken too. Not sure if they were on the same shoot together
Trekfan
Hi Trekfan! I've not seen the pictures of Heath in the same car - I love the idea of Jake and Heath on the same photoshoot! Thanks for that :D
Good night, Wet dark!
Excellent post!
He is very sexy in that picture of the carpet!
Morning Monica! That carpet picture is such a sexy picture :D
Have a great day everyone - cold, crispy and sunny today - Jake's gonna have to wrap up :D
Wrapping Jake up...now that's a job I'd like to be assigned to! :)
Jake is sexy when resting on a bed, a hammock, a carpet, on concrete or soft material IMO. Just don't call me to lie next to you in the middle of a street Jake because I'm not that elastic anymore.;)
Have a great day WDW and everyone! :)
I'm having a really bad day today but it's become a whole lot better all of a sudden :)
Thanks WDW!!
Hey Carol! I'm so sorry to hear you're having a bad day... me too :( I'm glad the post helped a little. Looking at Jake does help and I intend to do some of that right now myself :)
Oh yes! :DD
Picture no. 8 with that CFM look.... wah, wah, whee, wah... hot mama (sorry but I'm in a naughty mood tonight).
Pure indulgence I know but a perfect ending to a bad day for some of us.
Hi Naughty Sheba!! I'm sorry you had a bad day too :( I'm glad jake is doing the trick - this post was intended to make us all a little bit naughty :) Take care...
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