Thursday, 21 August 2008

'Neat freak', cook, DIY expert, shopper - oh, and he looks good - Jake Gyllenhaal

In recent posts, I've been focusing on some of Jake's deadly charms - and I'm not quite done yet (just how many fish are there in the sea?) - but not wanting to be accused of being shallow or superficial, today I thought I'd take a quick look at some of Jake Gyllenhaal's other many attributes which make him the partner of choice for the 21st century.


A romantic : Jake has owned up to being a 'pretty good' boyfriend. He told Cosmo: 'I don't think I'm a brilliant boyfriend, but I'm pretty good. Not to be cocky or anything, I'd like to be... I do like being romantic. It's fun for both people and it pays off in spades.'


Jake is a carer - Also to Cosmo: 'I'll cook anything, you give me a few ingredients, I can make something. Whatever my girlfiend wants, I'll cook for her. Whoever she is and whatever she wants I'll cook for her.'


Jake has admitted to being tidy - he told an interviewer in Cannes that 'My sister Maggie would say I am a 'neat freak' because I like to have things tidy. However, I don't believe I'm obsessed by it. I would say instead that I'm tidy and clean.' As someone who likes to save her tidying and dishwashing to one hour a week - usually last thing on a Sunday - Jake can never be too tidy for me.


A provider: Jake has the wherewithal to be a provider should the need arise. He looks great in waders and is handy with an axe.



Jake is good with kids, if necessary at speed and on the go.



A shopper: Not all men like to shop - not all women like to shop either (hate it myself) - but if it's to be done, Jake will do it, groceries or clothes. He is even considerate enough to take his shirt off while he does it and to have a laugh, so long as he's not the one in the ski mask.




Jake will carry the bags but he's not a chauvinist.


A DIY expert: 'I made my mum a 10ft table. It's a mahogany-cedar sort of craftsy table. I'm really proud of it.' (Boyfriend magazine)


Jake is hardworking. He told Boyfriend magazine: 'I love waking up for work early, especially when it's around 4.30 am! I love being on the set of a movie. Some people can't wait to get home, but that's not me. I could sit in my trailer or just hang around a movie set and be one of the last people to leave and be perfectly happy!' And hot - don't forget the hot.


Jake buys his own products and doens't just use his partner's.


Jake also knows what he wants in a partner. When asked to complete the sentence: 'I love it when a girl...' Jake replied '... is calm when she's in love. Sometimes love just gets plain dirty and girls can be vicious.' (More Magazine) I can be calm... honest.


Oh, and did I mention he's hot too?

And finally

InTouch Weekly, that fine and reliable source, is today suggesting that the producers of Doug Liman's Unnamed Moon Project are thinking of having Abbie Cornish as Jake's out-of-this-world love interest. While it's very difficult not to chuckle at such a rumour, which is very probably completely ludicrous, it also makes one realise that how small the Hollywood world is, very possibly too small.


Includes pictures from IHJ and Just Jared.

37 comments:

Wet Dark and Wild said...

For all the Brits out there - Sherrybaby is on Film 4 now (9pm) :D

Sara Andrea Vera said...

today I thought I'd take a quick look at some of Jake Gyllenhaal's other many attributes which make him the partner of choice for the 21st century
A romantic...

(And he is HOT)

Jake is a carer...

(And he is HOT)

Jake has admitted to being tidy ...

(And he is HOT)

A provider...

(And he is HOT)

Jake is good with kids...

(And he is HOT)

A shopper...

(And he is HOT)

Jake will carry the bags but he's not a chauvinist...

(And he is HOT)

A DIY expert...

(And he is HOT)

Jake is hardworking...

(And he is HOT)

Jake buys his own products and doens't just use his partner's...

(And he is HOT)

Jake also knows what he wants in a partner...


AND HE IS HOT!!!!!

But I don't want to be shallow ,Op

(Loved the post BTW!)

Wet Dark and Wild said...

OMG Sara that's hysterical - YEP Jake's hot! A great qualification, don't you think? :D So glad you enjoyed the post!

Sara Andrea Vera said...

Hello!!
Sometimes, especially when he is wearing blue, I can't get past the fact that he is HOT (capital letters).But then he starts talking and he is so sweet and so funny that my heart melts and I almost forget that he is HOT... almost. ,Op
Hugs,

Wet Dark and Wild said...

I know, it's hard to believe we can nearly forget the hotness but sometimes Jake is so full of goodies we can... And yes, and then he starts talking, even better :D

Ruby said...

I wonder if 'craftsy' means wonky... :D

Mr R cooks and shops and carries bags and gets up early and takes care of me and is good with kids. I'm sure he could make a very wonky table too!

I think I'm the neat freak though. :)

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hello there Ruby :D Craftsy could definitely mean wonky and rustic - arty! Your Mr R is a find indeed - so you won't be needing Jake then - thanks, I'll keep 'im :D

Anonymous said...

Great post, WDW! Perfect for a warm summer evening here in Italy, to be reminded of Jake's many charms while sitting on a patio not far from the beach and hearing sea waves crashing on the shore...
I think one of the best TV moments with Jake is him trying to whip up something edible on Ellen's show in, was it, under a minute? (and he even managed to sip some wine while doing it!)
Take care,
Paola

Anonymous said...

All wonderful qualities, especially that he's HOT in addition to them - except that I'm not a calm girlfriend when I'm in love - at all! But listening to Jake's voice would calm me. Plus, I love that he made that table. :)

Anonymous said...

Vicky Cristina Barcelona - the perfect summer film!

Ruby said...

calm? I can do calm. I'm known for my calmness. :)
Strangely the one time I got close to Jake I wasn't calm at all. But that's all his fault right? It's not reasonable for him to expect calmness.

I don't think we need to know how sunny and pleasant the evenings are in Italy, do we? ;-) Not when it's damp in England. Great to hear from you Paola, have a fab time. :)

Ah Friday. Then a long weekend.:)

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Morning everyone! May I just say.... Jake is hot :D Oh yes he is...

Hey Paola! A warm summer night in Italy sounds absolutely fabulous - can we come along? I hope you're having a lovely time :) I love that Ellen thing too - drinking and cooking at the same time - definitely a man after my own heart. Have a good time!

Hi Anon :D I love that Jake makes tables - wouldn't it be great to have Jake around making furniture...

Morning Pia! I'm glad you enjoyed the film - see you later :D

Hey Rubes :D It's certainly true that when I've seen Jake he's not once said to me 'My, you're calm'. I thought you were relatively calm (which in a Jake situation isn't very calm at all to be honest) - except when you climbed that camera scaffolding...

Have a good day everyone!

I'll be around but I have had some bad news that I have to deal with and it will mean a lot of driving. So please keep me company and keep my spirits up!

Sara Andrea Vera said...

A Gyllenhug to you WDW :O)
Good luck!!

Anonymous said...

(((WDW))). Sorry to hear about your bad news. We are here for you! :)

Anonymous said...

Hey WDW - sending love across the pond. do you have some good road music?

o my Woody Allen can be pretty sad but also brilliant - this one Henry James meets New French Wave, good as a really good wine. saw preview of on the Petit flic and Elegy - ummm - I dont think so. I can wait.

gorgeous day, here. .

Anonymous said...

((((WDW)))) sending you good thoughts.

Hmmmmm . . . it depends on what Jake means by calm - I wouldn't find a passionless relationship very appealing, but if he means getting along well without a lot of drama, and sailing along on a happy, even keel, (especially with him as Captain, my Captain!), well then I wholeheartedly agree. And he's HOT. We need some more PoP pics, we got just a tease, didnt' we? ;)

sheba said...

Sending you warm fuzzies and a big hug ((((((WDW))))). Be safe.

Thanks for the little dirty Jarhead pic you snuck in amongst all those clean, neat Jake pics. That's probably why when we see him sweaty and dirty it makes us go a little crazy :DD

That's interesting Bertie. I think that love can be really crazy because (as we know) it has no reins - it can't be easily controlled. Perhaps he was speaking about the crazy profession he's in and how really hard it is for 'normal' [I use this word sparingly] relationships to thrive. I don't think calm = passionless. Perhaps he was talking about the tranquility of 'oneness' that relationships experience when there are comfortable silences. Aahhh .... "if I were your woman.....

We do need more new pics of HRH, it's like being in the desert searching for an oasis - yes, he IS a big tease! ;D

Anonymous said...

Nice post, Sheba. *sigh* :)

Wet Dark and Wild said...

hey there! Thanks to you all for the love :-) My mum is ill but better than thought. Been cheering her with Jake pics and videos :-) back home tomorrow.

Zodiac on Sky tonight! Don't have Sky at home.

Good to see you all! Can I just say... Jake is hot!

Thank you for the great comments and hugs xx

Anonymous said...

If I were your woman . . .

Sigh, I love that song, haven't heard it in ages. Talk about tranquility; I should download it. Unfortunately, What Is and What Should Never Be by the LZ is probably more fitting for me. lol ;)

Wet Dark and Wild said...

hi to BK and anon posting at the same time as me :-)

Anonymous said...

Hey (((WDW))) and apologies for not being able to talk to you properly today. Did Jake make it over to fix that bit of DIY? :D

sheba said...

WDW, so sorry to hear about your mom. Good to know Jake's doing his bit. Jake's gorgeous face would make anyone smile :)

Jake, I swear...if I were your woman, you'd be as weak as a lamb...

*soft voice*... when I count to 3 you will awake,1,2,3 *snap*

...one can dream eh?!! :DD

There are so many songs that when I hear them, up he pops! Like: Wanna Love You Girl, Kiss Me, My favourite at the moment is American Boy by Estelle. If anyone could get me to the USA it would be my mom or Jake (sad, I know, but true :o/ ).

Damn internet booking flights, I've tried 3 times and the bloody thing keeps resetting making me start all over again Grrrrrrr....

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hey Anouska.:) Jake's been great - doing all the odd jobs. Thanks to Mike Newell for giving him the time off! Hope your day's got better :-)

Thanks Sheba! there are so many special songs that make me think of Jake. Sigh... Have a great evening!

Flicking between Zodiac and City Slickers. Lots of Jake on TV tonight!

Anonymous said...

oh this is the kind of guy I want for me! a cook, is tidy (I hope not obsessively so. I do have clutter but not it isn't all over the place) and romantic.

I thought it was a bit out there to suggest that Abbie Cornish would be his co star. we know what the tabloids were looking for

Trekfan

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi Trekfan :-) I'm so untidy I need Jake to take me in hand - I'll be a challenge! The Abbie story made me chuckle I must admit :-)

I hope everyone is having a fab evening!

Anonymous said...

abbie cornish is a good actor.

who cares about the slag mags not moi.

Anonymous said...

(((WDW))), big healing hugs to your Mum. Glad to hear she is not as ill as you initially thought. :)

Have a good weekend everyone.

Anonymous said...

Jake also knows what he wants in a partner. When asked to complete the sentence: 'I love it when a girl...' Jake replied '... is calm when she's in love.

I'm now intrigued by this Gyllenigmatic "calm" comment. I wonder if that means he's Tantric? *faints* ;)

Nite, all.

Zodiac said...

Oh, so many thoughts... First, WDW, best wishes to your mom. My mom is also ill, have been for a long time and I know how worried you can get about your mom.

Second, I love that Jake is a tidy guy. I'm quite organized myself, when I come to someone's house, tidiness of the household is the first thing that draws my attention. I drive people crazy and can be pain in the neck if someone's messy. I actually hate it about myself but at the same time I can't help it. Go figure.

I love guys who are good with their hands, mostly because nowadays there are so few of them. But it's really nice when your guy can put up a shelf in two minutes without making a fuss. I find it sexy. I also adore Jake with kids and a cooking Jake. These two things reduce me to the puddle.

I'm also intrigued by "calm". Don't even bring Tantric, because it's too much for me:)I certainly wouldn't be calm around Jake.I'd be giddy.

I love the song "If I were your woman" and, the same as Sheba, I always think of Jake when I hear American Boy.

I've done 60% of PoP and I think there's a possibility I might finish it before the premiere in 2010:)

And, of course, Jake is HOT.

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi everyone - ooh good to see you all! Had no online access today but back home now. Thanks for all your well wishes for my sickie mum - she had an accident and bones are broken so it's not going to be easy - fortunately for her I left her one of my copies of Jarhead to help her :D

Hi Pia! Good to see you :D Abbie as great with Heath in Candy, that's for sure.

Thanks so much Get Real :D Hope you're having a good weekend.

Blimey Anon, Tantric Jake - deep breaths! Thanks for putting that thought in my head, I think!

Thank you Zodiac and I wish your mum all the best and hope she feels better :) I'll have to make sure I get Jake round to tidy my flat for you! 60%! I'm bloody impressed - you're going up over 10% a day - mind, you, you have the other games to go and then there'll be the new game next Summer. I'm hoping to be able to play PoP again soon.

Have a wonderful Saturday everyone :)

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Oh yeah, forgot to say.... Jake is hot :D

sheba said...

Hey WDW, so sorry to hear of your mom's accident. I wish her speedy healing and if she has a juice extractor some juices such as carrot and apple juice are great for healing and boosting the immune system. Best wishes to you and your family.

It's been an odd day, thinking about Heath and Bernie Mac had me in a sombre mood but watching their work had me crying and laughing at the same time. I hope I live a life that is filled with fun and laughter like theirs was. They've left something good behind and that's all a part of the journey. Just as having this blog is a legacy to Jake and those he loves and your part in his journey, WDW... ok, I'll stop now.

Jake must be hard at work in Morrocco - not a peep after the recent pictures. Hope he's enjoying the filming process and wearing sun-cream.

Off for some girly fun now... have a great weekend everybody xx

sheba said...

Oh, forgot to add... And he's Hot!! :DD

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Thank you Sheba xxx Heath has that power on us, doesn't he - makes us feel good and so sad at the same time. It's good to think of Heath's work as a legacy, somethimes we get left nothing. I've gotta stop being maudlin!

I hope Jakes having a good time too - and, if he needs a hand with the old sun cream, he knows where we are - just as well because, as you say, Jake is hot!

paulh said...

From the little I know about this movie, I would doubt that Jake is having a good time. He's working his butt off, most likely. But he's probably so funny that everyone *else* around him is having a good time laughing at his antics.

So many movies to see, so little time. :-/ I rarely see any movie more than once, but even so, I always miss a few that I wish I had caught.

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi there Paul :D I bet Jake is working his butt off and amusing others as he always seems to do - but I do hope he's having some moments where he just laughs and laughs :)

I never get enough time for the movies, and I love them so. I had been hoping to go this weekend, maybe holiday Monday. Get Smart opens here this weekend. After our conversations the other day, I'm settling down with A Perfect Storm, chocolate, a bottle of wine and a box of tissues :)