Wednesday 7 January 2009

Feeling the heat - Jake Hot Gyllenhaal

It's cold out there - but this matters not a jot to those lucky people who are spared even a single goose pimple bump by merit of their inherent and innate hotness. Supreme amongst those who radiate hotness is Jake Gyllenhaal, otherwise known as Jake Is Hot Gyllenhaal. Here's some proof, should some be needed... which, it isn't.


Some people think these pictures below are from a Hawaiian summer, but no. These pictures were actually taken at the St Petersburg Film Festival, February 2005.



Frozen seas may give way for the surfboard of Jake, and so too do the ski slopes of North America. As you can see, Jake and Jennifer made an attempt to integrate skiing into the publicity tour for The Good Girl, but it was impossible.


And when it snows, Jake doesn't even need a coat. And his heat is such that others need only a t-shirt while the snow falls around them.




Jake is not one to be perturbed by sitting on a giant icecube.


But when you're that hot, it's a common side effect that clothing may become a nuisance and its removal is encouraged.




No wonder Jake wears his Weather Channel jacket with pride - he is a meteorological wonder.



Includes pctures from IHJ.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

UK needs to recruit Jake to defend this dreadful arctic weather...

actually.. didn't the weather turned extremely since Jake went back to LA???

you know I am not a fan of parker, but every time I see Jake wearing that one with the trim furs, I am thinking... mmm... maybe I should get one? He makes all the "usually not doable male fashion" look incredibly hot!

(OK, except those Crocs... :P)

*going out for steak in the neighbourhood.... stay warm and catch you all later*

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi there Winterbird! You are so right, if Jake had stayed in London, we'd be basking in unseasonal temperatures instead of shivering through this Arctic weather :D I'm not keen on those coats either but Jake can make most things look good! (but yeah, not crocs :D) Have a good meal and evening!

Anonymous said...

Hot. Hot. Hot.

(except those Crocs...)
he.

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi Monica O! Scorchin... But not the crocs... definitely not the crocs :D

Have a good evening everyone :)

Monica said...

Good night, wet dark!

Good choice of photos!
I agree. Jake is incredibly hot. Especially when I see his hair!: D

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Night Monica! I'm glad you liked the pictures :D

See you in the morning!