Monday, 13 April 2009

Jake and Austin modelling stripey spandex in Santa Monica today (13 April)

Well, now here's a sight for sore eyes - who needs chocolate, Easter bunnies and newborn lambs and chicks when you can get a look at Jake Spandex Gyllenhaal? Today, Jake's been working off those Cadbury's creme egg calories with some cycling around Santa Monica with Austin Nichols, both of whom took the opportunity to model the latest Stripey Spandex - Jake in the white version and Austin in the black.






There was a rumour today that Amazon had reclassified its spandex cycling outfits as Adult costumes, removing their sales ranking and their appearance in searches. However, it turned out this was a glitch and Spandex has now been restored to its rightful category. Phew, I was worried there...


Edited to add: And as the sun warmed up, the layers came off...



Many thanks to IHJ for the new pictures.

25 comments:

Uli said...

It's so nice to see Jake on the bike again - and with Austin!!! :)

I can bear the sight of the helmet and the shades squashing Jake's poor ears out of shape only because I know it is important for his safety, though... :D :D

Well done including spandex loosing it's ranking in your post!!!!

I hope everybody had a nice break over Easter! We had beautiful weather over here!!

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hey Uli! Glad you had sun - you must've stolen some of ours. Typically it's beautifully sunny again this evening...

Yeay Jake in Spandex! He and Austin look so hot... I have to admit, I hadn't noticed Jake's ears and I apologise profusely for that oversight - something to do with the saddle prodding a different part of Jake's anatomy :D

Monica said...

Hello, wet dark!

I don't understand anything of spandexx, but I know how Jake is sexy with a spandexx.: P

Have a great day!

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi Monica! The best thing about spandex is Jake wearing it, that's for sure :D I hope you had a good weekend!

My word is 'seeless', very inappropriate...

winterbird said...

Mmmmm..... Jake and Austin in spandex..... it's a sight yummier than creme egg *g*

I love how they are modelling the black and white version - just in case we can't choose between the two. Yin and yang... oh yeah, what a difficult choice, Mr Gyllenhaal.

Thanks for bringing the pics to my eyes' pleasure, WDW... I've been busying tracking the amazon deranking story.

Glitch my a**... they probably just realised what a stupid this is and retracking... in any case, they better come clean what the hell this is and issue an apology.

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi Winterbird :D Lovely pics, eh? I love how they're wearing opposite versions of the tops :D

This Amazon thing has been a shambles and they've clearly backtracked, but how can they even think that they can treat books in this way and get away with it? Recategorising Brokeback Mountain as Adult? Books by Forster and Renault? Autobiographies? All because they come with a so-called gay label or from gay authors. Shameful. Ooh, I feel better for getting that out of my system :D

get real said...

Ohhh, looking very sexy....mmmm spandex...great pics!! ;p

sheba said...

Love the new biking pictures. Jake seems to position himself around some interesting signs. The latest: "we report all suspicious persons and activities to the police"...... switch to Jake in flight....

We should make a sign montage :DD

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi there Get Real! So sexy, I can't stop looking at the pics :D Spandex was made for Jake and Austin, I think.

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi Sheba! Posting at the same time :D That is a funny sign - reminds me of one I saw in London - 'this area is protected by DNA testing' - hmmm

anouska said...

Yay and idgingi! for Jake and Austin together in matching spandex

*sigh*

xx

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Yeay! Nouskie :D Lovely pics. Spandex should be banned on everybody else *)

Ruby said...

I like that first pic. They both have such lovely....um....profiles. :D

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hmmm, Rubes, you're quite right. Those profiles are certainly... appealing. I'd better take another look :D

Xenia said...

Hello WDW and everybody.:)

I'm fine even though my hometown is not too far from L'Aquila.
Me and my family are well but I know people who missed friends and all their belongings because of the earthquake.

I'm so glad to be back to Jake and spandex, I missed you all.

Have a good day.:)

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Morning everyone! Back at work, sigh. I think I had spandex dreams last night. Have a good day :D

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Xenia, posting at the same time, how glad am I to hear your voice. I'm so glad and relieved to hear you and yours are fine, but I'm sorry about what your friends are going through who've not been so fortunate.

I am very glad to see you and I'm very happy we had Spandex Jake waiting for you *)

Anonymous said...

Hey Xenia, good to hear from you! I tought about you when I heard about the earthquake, I'm glad you and your family are OK. I'm so sorry for all the people who were affected by this tragedy.

That double dose of spandex profiles is fantastic! Aren't they cute with their matching suits? :) Lookimg good there Austin!

Olympia

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi Olympia! They look great - not many people can wear spandex like that :D

Gorgeous day out there...

winterbird said...

damn.. lucky trees... we gotta figure out where they hide to change trousers! LOL...

Wet Dark and Wild said...

I know, Winterbird :D Next time, Jake must provide us with his route planner!

Carol said...

Hi all what great pics. Jake in spandex......mmmm:)

Hi Xenia glad that you and your family are ok after the terrible events last week. Your friends have my deepest sympathies. I can't even imagine what they must be going through.

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi Carol :D

It was very good to hear from Xenia - I'm hoping Sonia is well and happily lurking. It is unimaginable.

Gorgeous pics to help us through the first day back at work :)

TD said...

Hot, hot pics! WDW could you confirm for a simple soul (me!) but was it just me or did these pics come with an oblique confirmation that Nailed would be released in the US 'later this year'? (Gossip girls site)..I don't understand how these things work, so could be wrong...?

Why does Jake wear a black armband? is he in mourning? Austin is not wearing a white one...(genuinely curious, tho I agree it is v. hot if it is just for the heat)!

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi TD! Some gossip sites are supplementing these pics with the 'news' that Nailed will be out later this year, but these aren't quoting from any sources - it's just supposition. That doesn't mean we can't hope! But I wouldn't take these sites as being any kind of source for news.

That's not a mourning armband - it's the design of the outfit, complementing the long-sleeved shirt with the verticle stripe. I think it looks really cool! When Jake was cycling with Austin in March he wore the other version - black with a white armband.