It is indeed true that BeardGate continues - after the tweets yesterday which did nothing but rave about Jake Gyllenhaal's hotness and his shoes, there has now been confirmation that the Face Pet is alive and well and indeed thriving. When I asked one lucky Jake Twitcher if Jake still had the beard, the reply was this: 'Yes he did, he was rocking the hipster beard lol.' When Jake was seen on a train yesterday, it appeared he was 'rocking the full beard'.
In fact Jake's beardy bear is now so famous it has made an appearance on Bearotic, which provides 'entertainment for bears and the furry at heart'.
Today, the sightings have been fewer but, as you would expect from someone who enjoys cooking so much, the ones we have involve restaurants. This Jake Twitcher was at Soho Park eating burgers when Jake walked past. It's not known if Jake was inside or outside the restaurant but, with food involved, the former is likely. And another one from yesterday: 'I'm standing next to Jake gyllenhal (I think that's how u spell it). Dude is cooler than the other side of the pillow.'
As a result of some of the recent comments here, I've decided that it's time to produce a new cribsheet for the citizens of New York City to aid them in their GyllenQuest. Clearly, GyllenSpotters have been too overawed by hotness to focus on their wider Gyllendom responsibilities. I hope this helps.
Preparation
1. The Autumn is a perfect time for GyllenSpotting. Don't look down, look upwards and watch for signs that Jake may be close - ie, are you by a restaurant?
2. Wear cool, loose clothing.
3. Invest in a good pair of binochulars.
4. Turn your camera on.
5. Buy a guide to The Restaurants of New York City.
6. Open a Twitter account.
Location
1. Inside restaurants
2. Outside restaurants
3. In cafes
4. In milkbars
5. In foodshops
6. On trains
7. Waiting for trains
8. At the ballet.
Observation Skills
Award yourself a point for each question asked.
1. Does Jake have a beard?
2. How long is the beard?
3. Is the hair in keeping with the beard?
4. Is Jake wearing Nike?
5. Does he have a NorthFace bag?
6. Does it have lollipops in its side pockets?
7. Is he eating?
8. Is he on a train?
9. What kind of shoes is he wearing?
10. Lumberjack Shirt?
11. Does Jake have a beard?
For comparison purpose, this post contains, thanks to IHJ, new old pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal in NYC almost 4 years ago exactly in October, 2006. He doesn't have the Face Pet with him; instead he has The Box Lady ( I do like how Jake has his arm out instinctively in the photo above to protect her from a road of traffic - still lets her carry the box though).
And finally...
Jordan Mechner, the father of Prince of Persia has posted here a link to his last PoP screenplay from the summer of 2005.
35 comments:
Hahaha, I like the picture with two athletic guys carrying bottles of water while lady carries a big box looking quite heavy. In my country it wouldn't be possible. Man would feel stupid letting a lady carrying something heavy. Is it normal for USA?
Who is this beautiful girl,anyway?
Jake in 2006 - looking very good.
Thanks WDW for showing us Jake in all his glory! Love the pictures of him in his t-shirt with the white sleeves - don't care that they are from 2006. Bliss...will be staring at them some more..
LMAO I thought the lists were so funny. XX
Me again, Thank you for the post WDW. That cribsheet [another new word for me - I learn English here :)] looks very useful. I hope twitters will take this into consideration, and we will be able to find richer informations, of course not offending Jake.
Hi Mermon! I remember when the pictures came out of Jake and Chris with the Box Lady there was a lot of talk about why they let her carry such a big box!
Asking some of the other longtime Gyllenhaalics, I'm useless with faces and my memory - is this Gretchen? It's such a long time ago now!
Thanks Claire! Glad you liked the lists :) Lovely pics. I do like some scruff but I'm not going to complain about none at all!
Thank you Mermon :) Hopefully Jake will understand and let observers tick their questions off :D
Bearotic *rofl*
It's a good thing the first line says 'BeardGate continues'. My eyes immediately went to the photo and I was about to shout "Hurray!".
Well, no hurray then to the death of The Bear, but the cribsheet does deserve a big YAY! Pay attention NYC citizens/visitors. :)
Thanks, Paul, for the comment on MB - really interesting stuff!
Hey Lady Ekster! I was worried people would think that's Jake now, shaven! But he looks so much gorgeously hunkier now IMO :D
Glad you like the cribsheet! Sometimes I want to write an entire Jake Lonely Planet!
I love the new look and I hope it's for a movie.
Great photos, wet dark! Chris:)
Who is this beautiful girl,anyway?
I remember her. I think she's Greta Caruso, daughter of actor David Caruso.
It's a raining day here!
Hi Monica! Ooh that's who I meant - sorry, Greta! I knew it began with G...
PS Chris :)
Sometimes I want to write an entire Jake Lonely Planet!
That is a fantastic idea. You should! :)
Going completely off-topic, forgive me: knowing that you're a TopGear fan like me I wanted to share this piece of TG nonsense. Prepare for... Jeremy in the gym. Oh yes. http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/jeremy-clarkson-dvd-2010
Thanks Lady Ekster! And I do like Top Gear :) Jeremy and Richard live near me so I see them now again in the street or on the road. I must check that out!
Thank you Monica for information :)
Has anyone notice PoP screenplay link? I browsed it a little bit. It's fun to read, and it's slightly different from the movie. I think it will be a pleasure to read all of it.
I like to read movie scripts. They are different than books. I read Avatar script. Very interesting!
I am laughing so hard right now I'm amazed the family didn't yell out "what's so funny"?! The cribsheet is perfect WDW!! I wish every New Yorker would follow these guidelines and then we wouldn't have so many damn questions all the time.
I'm also laughing at Gyllenhaalisgr8's Gyllenfur montage - I love it! Nicely controlled scruff is super sexy - as is clean shaven (on him - not every guy IMHO). I am a bit concerned that the photo shoot may have happened with the full beard. If so I assume it would have at least been cleaned up by the stylist? Or maybe the shoot got put off? See, so many questions. So few answers. I hope the New Yorkers follow WDW's guidelines pronto!
I couldn't help but laugh even more at the box lady! When I saw those new/old photos today I referred to her (in my head) as exactly that and then came here and saw you wrote it that way WDW and now I'm LMAO! I forgot her name was Greta and it much nicer to have a name but I'll always think of her carrying that damn box while Jake and Chris were doing nothing - LOL!
It's been fun...but photos and a shave would be fun too. *waits patiently*
:-)
I'm going with the box isn't that heavy and she may of said it was o.k. she wanted to carry the box. She doesn't seem too bothered by it.
We'll know by mid Nov. if this beard is staying cause it should be time for Jake to start doing interviews and who knows maybe earlier.
A simple - just wanted to grow it or - it's for a movie.
KC
Your readers have said it all -- great post, great lists great photos! Oh how I long for that cleaner shaven little hunky boy again, sigh.
Thanks for the update, WDW. I was hoping that the face rug would have been gone. I understand he's going to be doing some photos and I thought he would have to shave for them. I guess we'll find out soon when the mags come out and he starts doing promo stuff
thanks for the lists of things to do when you see or meet Jake.
sweetpea
I believe the girl in the photo is Greta Caruso, David's daughter.
sweetpea
I think they looked very nice together. I don't know if they were just friends, but I think they made a nice couple. Jake and Greta
sweetpea
LMFAO I read the title super fast and at first I thought there was a signing of Jake BUYING a cribsheet (like one's you use for a baby's bed) and I was like "what the hell is he doing buying a baby sheet!?" lol.
Thanks for all the Gyllenspotting tips, WDW. I'm in foodshop and train all the time, but I guess I went to the wrong ones, I've been checking out bearded guy tall and short!
Maybe autumn is a beard growing season :)
Winterbird...it is if you are a deer hunter! Not sure Jake qualifies. I'm still betting the face fur will be prominently displayed for the promos for L&OD; he's been cultivating it for too long not to debut it in all of its topiary splendor on a national stage! Aaaaaaaaaargh!
Morning everyone! Another busy day! I should be on a beach somewhere with pina coladas and Jake to pour them...
Hi Mermon! I like movie scripts too. I must find time to read this one.
Morning BBMISwear :-) I know! She may be Greta with the beautiful smile, but for me she is Box Lady! Those pictures were so funny.
Hi KC :D I like to think it had bricks in it and she was showing the boys who's the tough one :) We will know soon - I'm getting worried!
Hi Gyllenhaalisgr8! I love the idea of Jake grooming his Pet so that it can have a Red Carpet debut - that is so funny :D
Hey Sweetpea - Jake apparently did a photoshoot last weekend but looks like it's a hairy one... yep, that's Greta - Monica reminded us of the name above. I love her smile :)
Hi Abby! That would be a headline all right :D
keep your eyes peeled, Winterbird! I'm counting on you!
Have a good day everyone :)
Oh, brilliant prompt sheet WDW!
I will be so disappointed if Jake does LAOD publicity in full beard. The Rendition publicity - only looking back on it, I was not quite a gyllenhaalic by then - is not terribly watchable partly because of the beard (and party his mood?). Does Jake not appreciate he was put on the planet to:
a)make it hotter when you need heat (or even just cuddly warmth)
b)make it cooler when you need to stand next to him and look cool etc
c)thrill us with his life choices
d)enthrall us with his journey
e)reassure us with his family-ness-ness
f)feed us with inspiration (generally and in all matters of food)
g)entertain us!
The prompt listing thing is catching.
TD
Love your list, TD! I would only add h) keep us young by inspiring sexual fantasies! And I feel your pain regarding the Rendition face cover-up.
Oh yes, h) is a goodie!
thanks gyllenhaalisgr8
TD
PS the PoP screenplay is interesting, thanks for the link WDW. By chance, I just caught the trailer for The Tempest (Alfred Molina among others in it). It looks amazing and brilliant.
Hi everyone!
Yesterday my husband and I went to see Wall Street 2. But at this point that is not the news.
The NEWS is that they showed....ready?
LAOD trailer!
OMG, OMG, I jumped in my seat and held my breath. My husband next to me, did not doubt a second and took his mobile phone at took two snaps of the BIG screen for me (isn't that sweet!). I panicked for a second, cause people in the row before us turned back to see where the flash was coming from....law breakers. LMAO
I'm not sure if it is trailer 1 or 2. Is the one where the mobile phone calls the boyfriend of the girl Jake is having fun with.
It said coming soon, and I really hope it is SOON. After experiencing it in the silver screen I really can't wait.
Two Jake related exciting things in less than a week. Not comparable to seeing the real one, but it ROCKS!
@TD:
Loved the list in particular a) and g)
@gyllenhaalisgr8 :
h) is a must. But I believe you are the brave one to write the racy stuff that crosses my mind. ;o)
By the way, I like very much your new profile photo.
I love lists! Yep yep, points a-h are all very true. We can't have The Bear messing with that. It needs to go! May I encourage reading/lurking NYC people to subliminally influence Jake by carrying all sorts of razors with them? On their jackets, bags, hats, whatever. Spread the message. :)
@Eureka: that's fab!! I think it was trailer 2, the one that starts with 'Meet Jamie' after the famous 'Hey Lisa' line, right?
@LadyEkster:
Yes, that's the one.
But unluckily, it was dubbed in Spanish. So I could not enjoy their real voices. But still loved it!
My word "hotid". LOL
Aww man that was funny :D But (squinty eyes) who is that girl he's with? I don't like the look of her...
:L
Thanks for showing the pictures of Jake and Greta in sequence, WDW. She seems to be wearing some kind of winged costume in the first few pictures, but when she starts carrying the box, the costume is gone. Maybe the costume has been packed in the box? If so, it can't be very heavy.
If Jake is still wearing a beard, and he has gone for a photo-shoot, then maybe the photographer *wanted* him to have a beard for the occasion.
Hello! What a day... made it home and so good to see you all!
Love your list, TD :D I love lists, which I think shows...
Nice pic, Gyllenhaalisgr8 :D
Eureka! That is amazing you saw the trailer - that's the first I've heard of it playing in Europe, so very good news. And thanks for the email :D Also, it was so nice to see you on Friday!
Hey there Lady Ekster :D
Hi Paul :) I'm sure it's a horrendously heavy box, she just makes it look light... I do indeed share your hope that the beard has a fine good reason behind it.
Thanks for liking my new pic (I call them the Baby Jake photo shoot). I just redid the photo for my facebook Jake Junk group which is how I love to see Jake, not the current Jake with shrubbery!
http://on.fb.me/bWEtG0
Morning Gyllenhaalisgr8! I call those baby Jake pics too :D Ooh thanks for the link!
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