Wednesday 11 March 2009

The hazards of kissing Jake Gyllenhaal - 'I got so carried away, it kind of slipped out'

Each of us probably has a motto - a mantra - that we have sewn onto our pillowcase so that we can awaken each day, refreshed in our determination to live that day according to that mantra and so lead richer, fulfilled lives. Gemma Arterton has a mantra and hers says 'If you're going to kiss Jake Gyllenhaal, never mind the no-tongue rule, stick it down his throat.' I take pause and reflect that, if you're going to have a mantra, this is a bloody good one. Just ask Emmy Rossum.


To get back to the Princess of Persia's words: '"There's an unspoken no-tongues rule on set. But I got so carried away, it kind of slipped out." But the former Bond girl maintains the pleasure was all Gyllenhaal's: "Everyone said I was lucky to be snogging him, but he's the lucky one!"'


There are several points to note here - 1) I may be no lawyer but 'it kind of slipped out' is possibly not an adequate defence; 2) The 'everyone' was quite right; 3) While one can only sympathise with Jake for having to suffer this reckless tongue activity, one must also advise him that this is the price to pay for iceberg-melting degrees of heat. The story seems to suggest that there is only one love scene in PoP - our sufferance for the family entertainment certificate and the big budget - therefore, it is only right that it's a goodie.


Let's just remind ourselves exactly what Gemma's tongue was up against!


Jake's movie kissing powers have been attested to before - as Catherine Keener (also Jake's Nailed co-star) reflected to Emily Blunt about Lovely & Amazing: 'It was fantastic! He's adorable, fun, enthusiastic. We were laughing all the time. It was three o'clock in the morning the first night we're working and we are kissing in the back of the car, freezing it was just silly. It wasn't like one of those standard uncomfortable love scenes were you feel weird enough. We had no time, no money and no time. He's so gifted and a really nice guy.' Now so much older and experienced, it is no wonder that Gemma was unable to control her tongue (or tounge, as the Mirror curiously describes it) when in the arms of Jake.



Follow on Brokeback pictures...

Thanks to TDigs for sending on to me another behind the scenes BBM crew picture from Calgary, which you can see here.


Several people have asked to see pictures from the Brokeback Mountain party at the Toronto International Film Festival in 2005. It's a definite pleasure. I like to wonder at what stage of the party the shirt came off...






Includes pictures from IHJ.

24 comments:

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Evening everyone! Thanks for bearing with me through my technical problems :D

Anonymous said...

I have to say that Gemma has some guts... I mean, OK, so you want to stick your tongue down Jake Gyllenhaal's throat, you get a chance and you grab it and then later have the nerve the tell everyone Jake should feel lucky????

This is more sophisticated than playing "hard to get"...

well, maybe it's good that PoP is likely to be a PG-13, who knows what would Gemma do if there's more intimate scene? :P

oh... and in answer to Olympia's question in the previous post:

the illegal copy I got is from a friend who got it in China, and one of the funniest subtitles:

Ennis: you know I ain't queer.

Subititle: you know I didn't see any bear

Absolutely crazy!!!

sheba said...

I wonder if the 'tongue slip' made it into the final cut. Damn, they should do a masters degree on Jake Gyllenhaal movie kisses - I'd be delighted to grade every single paper.

Not a fan of Gemma though (it's totally irrational as I've only seen her in St. Trinians) she seems like she's disappearing up her own butt real quick. However, I give the girl kudos for having the cahoonas ? to 'stick it' to Jake. It's unprofessional but who really in their right mind could blame her?? ;D

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hey Winterbird :D I know, fancy saying that Jake's the lucky one! My, that's a healthy ego. But I like her feistiness. But yes, whose was the tongue that did the probing?! Chuckle :D Clearly an 18 version could be interesting :D

Those are very strange subtitles - hmmm...

I'd take that paper too, Sheba! I do like Gemma - I like her spirit and I can't blame her at all. This may be because I've never seen St Trinians but have enjoyed Lost in Austen and been scared off Tess of the D'Urbevilles.

I'm wondering too what the final kiss will look like :D

Monica said...

Good night, wet dark!
Gemma, you are an intelligent woman. I'm your admirer, because you don't lose opportunities.

Thanks for all the images on Brokeback. They make me happy!

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Night, Monica! And I'm so glad you liked the pictures :)

Anonymous said...

LOL Winterbird, people who watched your version and the Malaysian one must have a very different understanding of the story than us! :)

Oh! I always tought that kissing bit with Jake and Emmy was very cute. And thanks for the TIFF 2005 pictures, I had never seen the one with Jake and Anne.



Olympia

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hey Olympia! I love that film of Emmy giving it her all and kissing Jake - what a lucky girl :)

Anonymous said...

I got a mention! I got a mention! Whoooeeee! Tis a pleasure, WDW, especially seeing the Toronto pics too. *jumping about and dancing with glee* Lovely and intriguing pics - what were J,H & M talking about? Wow AH is a beautiful woman. Maggie and P look v happy...
Re Gemma, I do admire her taking the opportunity and also her comment about lucky Jake - subtly striking a blow for anti-sexist-brainwashing-from-other-women. (However, I think thats taking it too seriously - sorry, I've obviously been watching too much News). Going away now to watch a Jake being a younger-man to, well, just about all his leading ladies. Cool.

Anonymous said...

Ps - where can I find that bit where EmmyR kisses Jake?

Anonymous said...

PPs. I admire Gemma's on the spot.. er...tongue, but have to agree with Sheba - I'm not a huge fan of hers yet.
All this wrong spelling - Tarantino has started a trend, with 'basterds', and Lovefilm can't spell 'Coraline' either.
(sorry 'bout all the extra comments.)

Wet Dark and Wild said...

My pleasure TDigs!! And thanks for the crew picture - I love it :D Anne is just gorgeous in those pictures, she really is.

I can't wait to see this scene with Gemma - she's a feisty lass all right!

The Emmy thing is from her audition with Jake for TDAT when she dived straight in there - right for the tonsils! - although still only 15. I'm still sorting out my files (an endless task, it feels like) but I should be able to upload it tomorrow. It's so good and shows that Jake has long experience in coping with his affect on women!

Wet Dark and Wild said...

I was a bit surprised, TDigs (posting at the same time) that the Mirror can't spell Tongue - even when it's in the headline!

BertieCinema7 said...

But the former Bond girl maintains the pleasure was all Gyllenhaal's: "Everyone said I was lucky to be snogging him, but he's the lucky one!"

Good for Gemma! She's so great, I love her - and who could blame her for stealing a kiss from him. :P

I'm really looking forward to seeing them together in PoP. :)

Anonymous said...

HAHHAHAHAHHAHA! I'm laughing so hard it hurts, Winterbird! Maybe Ennis did not think Jack was good like...you know...a bear!

Smart Gemma. I confess I dont know if all that "professional kissing" is or is not BS. There are some boring kisses I almost believe. But there are the others. C'mon...professional...uh. I'm pretty sure I'd do what Gemma did. Only I'd whisper a shy "sorry" in his ears...and never tell anyone.
Oh...and I'd do it again. HA!

sheba said...

Exactly, I'd do it and no-one else needed to know - our little secret ;D I'm sure some of Jake's other co-stars have got carried away with him - he seems so adorable, easy and endearing.

I love a feisty woman, especially if she has a big heart to back it up. I didn't say I don't like Gemma - just not a fan...... yet;D

Love little Emmy for having cahoonas too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHZTIFU2Bg0

Anonymous said...

Who does this girl thinks she is?!!? Kissing my man especially with tongue involved! I am appalled beyond words to describe my emotions!!

And she thinks my man is the one to should be grateful for the tongue action?!? HA! HA! HA!

PS. I got a bit obsessed with Jakey after those pictures leaked out... 'xcuse me...

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi there everyone! Lovelt to see the daffs coming up here :D

Hi Cinema7! I can't wait to see this kiss myself - I wonder how many takes they did?

Morning Monica O :D Maybe they did the translation just using Babelfish. Mind boggles, almost like an alternative universe BBM.

I'd do it again too!

Hey Sheba :D I bet it's very difficult for Jake's co-stars to keep the self-control - Jake's just so kissable... sigh...

I don't think you're the only one Dailing! All I can say is, that's one very lucky tongue...

Have a great day everyone :D

Sara Andrea Vera said...

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

That ***** really has a nerve!!!

Not only sticks her tongue in our Jake's mouth without his permission but also dares to say he is the lucky one!!!!

I can't reproduce all the curse words going through my mind in this moment.

If she had said that she couldn't stop herself (a girl can only take so much hotness after all) and admitted that she was a very lucky girl I would have forgiven her. But now she went straight to my "I HATE YOU" list.

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Morning Sara! OMG! You can imagine Gemma chuckling away. I mean, it just slipped out, so it's really Jake's fault.

But can I just throw this thought out there? Where were her hands at the time??

Xenia said...

I can tell Gemma is not a stupid girl. Not at all.
I only wish Jake got so lucky to kiss ME.:D

Love the video with Emmy kissing Jake with such devotion to her job, love their hands bumping at some point, so natural and sexy, and Jake bursting in laughs a little embarassed in the end *sigh*.

Lovely day here. Spring is on its way...

A great day to WDW and everyone.:)

Anonymous said...

I love this post! Especially this: 'If you're going to kiss Jake Gyllenhaal, never mind the no-tongue rule, stick it down his throat'. Who could resist?!?!

Oh...and I think the shirt came off at that party the longer he found himself standing next to Heath! Just my humble opinion! :)

I'm feeling a bit of a loss with no new current pics since his lunch with David O. Russell.

Where's Waldo?? I mean...Where's Jake?!

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi Xenia! I know - I wish Jake were lucky enough to kiss me too :D Lots of flowers here too and the blossom just starting to appear :)

Hey there BBMISwear! Quite right, if you're told you're gonna kiss Jake, you might as well give it a good go!!

I wonder if more layers came off at that party... :D

I'm missing Jake too, been a week now. I hope he's taking it easy :)

Hope you're having a good day!

Anonymous said...

"I wonder if more layers came off at that party..."

*falls over at just the thought*